Twinisms

Dad says it's time to transition to "twinisms!"


C: I smell a stink.
Me: Who's stinky?
D: STINKY!
J: *points at D*


D: STINKY!
*climbs up onto the changing table and lies down*


D: DON'T THROW
*throw*
D: DID IT!


D: DON'T THROW!
*slams into brother's head*  Ouch.  



On trying chips and salsa: 
D: WHOA!  BRRRRR!


J: Where go?  Where go?  *raises hands*
J takes the batteries out of the kids' laptop, turns them around, loses them, finds them and puts them back.  

J: WHERE GO?  *sob*  WHERE GO? *sob*
Big drama at our house on Wednesday.  J chewed the end off the blue pacifier.  He still sleeps with one at night, but only the dark blue one.  I scrounged around and found a yellow one, two white ones and translucent blue one. He tried each one, took it out, sobbed "Where go?" and gave it back to me.  He finally fell asleep after about 4 hours of sobbing and searching for his pacifier.  He doesn't use one during nap, and it didn't matter that I had three of the same brand... it had to be blue.  And do they make dark blue pacifiers anymore?  No, no they don't.  I found a lighter all-blue one and a more teal-colored one.  Bought them both, and he tried the teal one, took it out and said, "Where go?" again, tried the other one and that was the one.  We gathered up the rest and put them away, and he put his new passy away for bedtime.  He seems to have a thing for blue, since he also won't let D play with any of the blue Thomas engines.  Good thing we have lots!